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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

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"Screw skinny. Screw being obsessed with counting calories. Screw destroying your metabolism. Screw the scale. Screw negative self talk. This is not what life should be about. Please choose happiness, please choose health. I beg you - please choose life."


I recently got “let go” from the elderly home after they dicked me around for months. Full schedule to hardly any schedule to full schedule again. Working double shifts and having one day off a week for two months to help out because my co worker got hit by a car.

Sneakily though, they just used…

It’s every time someone says “Let’s watch old home videos!”
It’s every time someone shows me pictures from 15 years ago, 5 years ago, even 2 years ago.
It’s every time someone reminisces about the past and I can picture my life, myself, from then in my head.
And it’s every single time I immediately refuse to watch or look or listen.

I’ve finally realized I am my own fucking trigger.